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How Much Would it Cost to be The Great Gatsby?

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With the long awaited Baz Luhrmann adaptation of F.Scott Fitzgerald’s great American novel, The Great Gatsby, opening in cinemas tomorrow we decided to take a deeper look into Gatsby’s roaring 20′s life and, more specifically, his mind-boggling bank statement. Here at MyVoucherCodes, obviously we love a bit of frugal living but even we can’t help but be drawn in by the appeal of Jay Gatsby’s extravagant lifestyle. Tragically for most of us dreams of exuberant partying in magnificent mansion grounds will remain exactly that…dreams.

If you wanted to live like The Great Gatsby, how much money would you need to fund your lavish lifestyle? We took a look at the book, made a list of key elements of his lifestyle, and estimated how much each element would cost if you wanted to live like Jay Gatsby today. The prices reflect what it would cost to buy modern day equivalents of what Gatsby has…

• Most of the cost to be Jay Gatsby comes from his mansion, which serves as the basis for attracting the attention of Daisy. Modern day mansions on the Gold Coast of Long Island cost at least $10 – $15 million. Kind Point Estate, one of the inspirations for Gatsby’s house, was recently listed for $39.5 million.
• High-end modern hydroplanes cost anywhere from $150,000 to $6 million. We assume that Gatsby had a very high-end hydroplane.
• One of the most expensive motorboats in 1922 came from Chris Smith and Sons and cost $7,500, $103,916.52 in today’s money.
• To calculate the cost of the parties, it’s assumed that each party costs $50,000 and that there are 5 of them. According to Richard Market, the President of the Association of Wedding Professionals International, the cost of a wedding reception in the upper crust neighbourhoods of Long Island, NY can average $40,000 – $50,000.
• The cost of the personal shopper assumes that Gatsby had 7 of each suit, one for each day of the week, from the Brooks Brothers collection coming in at a staggering $470,610 on fashion alone. Perhaps Mr Gatsby should maybe check out our latest frugal fashion posts for a bit of thrifty style inspiration?
• A yearly salary of $800,000 was used to approximate the cost of the gardener and 8 servants.
• The cost of the champagne and fruit alone racked up a whopping $81,300 to fuel Gatsby’s fun loving party guests. This assumes 500 guests for each weekend, that he bought fruit from The FruitGuys, and that he used Korbel champagne.
• The infographic assumes that if you really want to live like Great Gatsby, you’re going to have to live like him for a very short period of time. The book is set in 1922 and prohibition began in 1922, giving Jay Gatsby only a couple of years to amass his fortune through bootlegging.

Believe it not but that’s NOT ALL! After running the numbers on the cost of being The Great Gatsby the total figure came in at $34,320,880! That’s an astounding £22,033,162. For the full breakdown on the Jay Gatsby lifestyle take a look at the infographic below.

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Easter By Numbers: The Infographic

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The majority of folks would assume that, for most, Easter is all about one thing…chocolate! And for the best part they would probably be right. However, here at MyVoucherCodes we wanted to take a deeper look into what Easter truly means to us Brits. Is it all about sweet treats and fuzzy animals in bonnets? Or is Easter’s original religious meaning still significant in 2013? To find out more we surveyed 2,512 Easter loving Brits to discover what Easter really means to us as nation…

 

Top 10 Funniest Photobombs

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Sometimes you just can’t get a moment to yourself, no matter how hard you try!  Beware the photobombing pranksters and limelight hoggers!

A photograph is meant to capture a treasured moment that can be remembered forever, but sometimes the odd photo turns out to be memorable for entirely a different reason.  It seems that when there is a camera around a strange thing happens to us all that make us want to get in on the act and steal some of the limelight.  The condition even has a name: photobombing.

I’m sure everyone has been the victim of a photobomb, but how many of you are responsible?  Photobombing is an increasingly prevalent phenomenon, or perhaps we are just more aware of it because of the popularity of social sites, and online image platforms.  It’s worth noting that not all photobombs are deliberate, many of the funniest examples are entirely accidental.

Either way it is certainly here to stay, so we might as well celebrate photobombing.

Three people in a relationship never works

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Alvin the Chipmunk was making the most of his solo career

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If they ever remake the Omen this kid will get the job

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Jealousy is never a good thing

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You saw the crescent, i saw the whole of the moon

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Look what happened when Angry Birds went viral

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Obama could feel the wind of change

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Don’t mess with Grandma

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Every move you make, every step you take, i’ll be watching you!

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After splitting with Heidi Klum, Seal was desperate to get back amongst the birds

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Have you been guilty of messing up a photo by doing something stupid, or perhaps you have actually improved it by your very presence, let us know.

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Cheerful Charity: Support Red Nose Day With These Fantastic Products

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While it’s impossible to bemoan the youthful exuberance of this year’s Comic Relief starlets, watching all of those pesky teenagers is starting to make us feel a bit ancient. Perhaps it’s the pearly white teeth, chiselled chins and ridiculous haircuts of Harry Styles and Co’, or maybe – just maybe – it’s because this year marks the 25th anniversary of the comedy-fest, and almost everybody involved wasn’t alive when it first began. Seriously, there isn’t a abdominal paunch in sight. Well, apart from Mr. Walliams up there.

Of course, not even the most cynical curmudgeon could deny the importance of Red Nose Day. In just twenty five years, the biennial telethon has raised a whopping £800 million for charity – helping to put an end to poverty, while kicking social injustice in the gonads. Thankfully, this year’s event – which takes place on the 15th March – looks to be bigger than ever, with just about every famous (and not-so-famous) celebrity donating their time and money to the cause.

Needless to say, you don’t have to be an irksome celeb’, or have a rubbish DVD coming out, in order to get involved. There are countless ways you can get raise money for Comic Relief this year, starting with your weekly food shop. Just take a look at some of these fantastic Red Nose Day products, which are available in all good retailers…

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Jam and bread, custard and cake, Dawn French and Lenny Henry – some things in life are simply meant for each other… well, apart from that last one. Anyway, the same goes for Sainsbury’s and Comic Relief. They’ve been bedfellows since time began, and this year they’ve upped the ante with a selection of Red Nose Day treats that includes everything from pin badges, to car air fresheners, wrist bands, deeley boppers, and err, doughnuts. Oh, and those classic red noses, of course.

TK Maxx

Trust TK Maxx to bring a bit of style to the occasion. This year, the popular fashion brand has teamed up with swanky design guru Stella McCartney, who has lovingly created a collection of T-Shirts featuring iconic images of the Beatles, Tommy Cooper, Marilyn Monroe and Kate Moss. There’s even an imaginative set of Red Nose Day homeware that includes aprons, mugs, tea-towels and oven gloves. Lovely.

Disney

Disney is renowned for making children’s dreams come true on film, and now the animation giant is doing it for real. For a limited time, you can buy a red-nosed Mickey Mouse plush, and the proceeds will help disadvantaged children around the UK. And if that wasn’t already enough, Disney also promises that its employees will be singing, joking and, most likely whistling, while they work to raise money this Red Nose Day.

Images by TK Maxx, Sainsbury’s, Disney, Comic Relief.

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Top Ten Bad Mothers Day Gifts

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Sunday the 10th of March is a momentous occasion in your mum’s calendar – Mother’s Day! And that means a big chance for you to say ‘thank you mum!’ And by that we mean, alongside extra love and attention, lavishing her with great gifts, flowers and choccys. And don’t forget Grandma – it’s her day too!

As Mother’s Day draws close, if you’re still in a pickle as to what to give your lovely mum, don’t panic! We’ve got it sorted – check out our Top 5 Affordable Mother’s Day Gifts. But be warned, your cool Mother’s Day gift idea may not be such a good idea – fail to heed these warnings about bad Mother’s Day gift ideas and she may go ‘renegade’ to get you back – like some of these bad TV and film mothers. Here’s not what to get mum for Mother’s Day…

Roses…

Bad Mothers Day GiftsRoses are a definite no no! Roses, especially red roses,  have become synonymous with Valentines Day and romance. And Mother’s day is definitely about thanking your mum, not romancing her. That would just be plain weird. Stick to a bunch of  bright, non-sexual spring flowers.

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Kitchen Implements…

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Don’t give your mum or gran a shellsuit for Mother’s Day; evidence suggests she’ll come at you with kitchen implements. Nor should you buy her a rolling pin, she might shock you by donning a particulary  lurid  shellsuit to beat you with said item.

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Badly Thought Out Novely Socks

 

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There are two mistakes here 1) you bought your mum socks for Mother’s Day…Boring! And hardly befits a ‘thank you’ present. And 2) take the image as an example,  what you thought was either a witty comment on your mum’s ‘no messing about’ parenting style, for example,  might be taken in the wrong way, and as such,  might earn you a  well deserved clip around the ear.

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Innapropriate Reading Material

Innapropriate Reading Material for Mothers Day

If you are planning on giving your mum a literary gift this Mother’s Day, make sure you read the blurb.

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A Grandchild…

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Your mum may be overjoyed by the news she’s soon to be a grandmother. Or not – better not risk it! Similarlary, giving your mother a bit of ‘bonding time with the kids’ is not a mother’s day present – it’s babysitting!

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Practical Jokes…

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Don’t get your mum a practical joke for Mother’s Day, even if you think she’ll find it funny. Save it for another day. Stick one of these under her seat on Mother’s Day and your mum is going to be one angry lady.

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Underwear…

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It’s just wrong on so many levels. Don’t get mum any form of undewear for Mother’s Day. Or ever, for that matter!

Regifted Presents…

mothers day regiftingDon’t even think about it for Mother’s Day. Especially if the gift orginated from your mum in the first place. That would be the equivilent of saying, ‘thanks mum. But I don’t care enought to buy you  a great, well thought out present.’ And, ‘I hate the gifts you give me so much you can have them back’.

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Deodorant…

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Fragrance good. Deodorant bad – you’re just telling your mum she stinks. And that won’t make her feel loved or happy at all.

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Onsises…

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How wrong would it be if you saw your mum lounging around in leaopard print onesie. Comfortable though they may be, onsies are just plain weird!

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That’s all folks, make sure you get your mum something special this Mother’s Day. Check out the MyVoucherCodes Mother’s Day Category for top discounts. Don’t do what I did one year – I’ve included my gift error in this post – can you tell which one it is?

Ladies and Gentlemen It’s Time For The Alternative Crufts!

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Not all of our furry friends are fortunate enough to be a true pedigree, or best in show. But dogs everywhere rejoice because the alternative Crufts are here.

The world’s biggest dog show returns on 7th March, and is estimated that more than 25,000 dogs will be making their way to the NEC in Birmingham for the annual dogfest. As a celebration of dogs, Crufts is pretty unique. Since 1886 the show has brought together the crème de la crème of our four legged friends to showcase everything from agility, obedience, cuteness and more bizarrely, doggy dancing.

But what about all the canines that don’t meet the grade, the mongrels that delight and enhance our lives every day, don’t they deserve a prize? There are some very strange dogs out there (with even stranger owners) that fame has cruelly decided to overlook. The may not be pampered pooches, but every dog deserves their day.

So here it is, the awards every dog lover has been waiting for; the alternative Crufts. Plus get 5% off at Zooplus.

Best Creativity in Hair Design

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The Ant & Dec Best Double Act Award

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Award for Athletic Performance

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Best Choreography Award

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The Snoop Dog Award for Coolness

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Best Dressed Like a Mexican Award

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The Sex Pistols Award for Best Fur Colour

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Playboy Best Looking Dog Prize

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Award for Excellence in Community Support

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Lady Gaga Award for Best Style

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If your furry friend isnt likely to win any awards this year, you can still spoil them rotten with dog treats and and a tasteful line in doggy clothing. At Zooplus you can get 5% off orders over £75 with a special discount from MyVoucherCodes

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Love By Numbers: Valentine’s Day In The UK Infographic

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The season of love is approaching fast and we here at MyVoucherCodes have been on a mission to find out how the Great British public will be celebrating. A poll conducted by us of 2,446 Britons has shown that, when it comes to the day of love, the UK population is serious about its spending.

It’s true we Brits can be a cynical bunch even at the best of times, so it may come as quite a shock that come the 14th February a whopping 45% of us will be spending our hard earned cash on tokens of love and affection. Collectively we will be spending an astounding £668 million on expressions of our unyielding love with lingerie and chocolates topping the list of most desirable gifts. We, of course, will never object to a saving and Valentine’s Day is no exception. This year be sure to check out myvouchercodes.co.uk for the latest and greatest in warm fuzzy gifting. Get ahead of the curve with 20% off at Thorton’s Chocolates running until 21st January and exclusive free delivery on all purchases from Figleaves.

For more loved up statistics and trends take a look at the infographic bellow to discover how the UK will be reveling in the St. Valentine’s festivities.

Whether you’re a Valentine’s Day veteran or a day of love scrooge we’d love to know how you will be celebrating this Valentine’s Day. Let us know in the comment section bellow.

The Worst Ever Christmas Number Ones

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Christmas number ones have a long tradition of being the music worlds Marmite – You either love or hate them.  But what are the worst Christmas chart toppers?

The race for the Christmas number 1 has always been one of the most hotly contested chart battles of the year; that was until the rise of The X Factor.  5 out of the last 7 years have seen the TV reality shows ‘winners song’ topping the chart, sucking much of the life and fun out of the festive fight for the coveted number 1.  And with this year’s winner James Arthur favourite to claim the 2012 Christmas top spot, unfortunately the trend looks set to continue!

Whist I don’t doubt the talent of the winners of the hugely popular show, for me Christmas should be about so much more.  Christmas used to be the time when all bets were off, when truly horrendous and novelty songs could trouble the upper reaches of the UK top 40.  But to pun an Oasis classic, we ‘don’t look back in anger’ at them.  Christmas is all about daftness; it’s about those songs we love to hate, the songs that could only possibly get to number one at Christmas.

With that in mind, isn’t it about time that we remember and embrace the worst Christmas number ones.  Were they really so bad?

Dickie Valentine – Christmas Alphabet

Christmas 1955 can perhaps lay claim to being responsible for the Christmas novelty song.  Dickie Valentine’s Christmas Alphabet is perhaps better viewed as a poem put to music given its rather simplistic realisation.  But credit where credit is due, a Christmas number one is not an easy thing to achieve, and it was the Fifties.

Notable lyric – ‘S is for the Santa who makes every kid his pet’

Jimmy Osmond – Long Haired Lover From Liverpool

Jump forward to 1972, and Osmond-mania is sweeping the nation.  Riding high on this popularity, Jimmy (the youngest sibling) had a massive hit with the song, in the process becoming the youngest person to ever reach number one on the UK singles chart aged 9 years 8 months.  Quite why a 9 year old American would be a lover from Liverpool still remains a mystery.

Notable lyric – ‘I´ll be your leprechaun and sit upon an old toadstool’

St Winifred’s School Choir – There’s No One Quite Like Grandma

Bad taste was clearly on the menu in 1980, as this sickly sweet song will testify.  As money making exercise, having kids singing about their Grandma was clearly a winner; and it’s pretty hard to find fault in the production.  Even having some of the kids singing out of key was not enough to stop the great British public buying this record.

Notable lyric – ‘There’s no one quite like Grandma, a love we always share’

Renée and Renato – Save Your Love

Save Your Love performed by duo Renée and Renato, was a surprise UK Number one hit in December 1982.  Italian-born singer Renato Pagliari auditioned for the talent show New Faces, and although he didn’t win, things didn’t turn out too bad.  Notable for its cheesy video that didn’t feature Renée, the song is one of the most famous one hit wonders ever to grace the top of the chart.

Notable lyric – ‘The reddest rose i always bring you’

Cliff Richard – Mistletoe and Wine

By Christmas 1988 it had been a few years since Cliff had scored a number one, and his popularity at least on an exposure level seemed to have waned somewhat.  And then the nation embraced Mistletoe and Wine, and bought copies in the shedload.  Cue a Cliff revival, and a new Christmas song every year, resulting ultimately in the god-awful Millennium Prayer.  You are all responsible, shame on you!

Notable lyric – ‘Ours for the taking, just follow the master’

Band Aid 2 – Do They Know It’s Christmas?

First of let me just say, the original is a classic which can’t be faulted. Unfortunately despite its good intensions, it spawned a sequel though.  Whereas the original line-up included such music luminaries as George Michael, Phil Collins and Bono, the follow up was rather less impressive.  The 1989 version featured Bros, Jason Donovan, Wet Wet Wet and the music icon that is Sonia (‘You’ll never stop me from loving you’ anybody?)

Notable lyric – ‘We let in light and we banish shade’

Mr Blobby – Mr Blobby

It was pretty hard for me to put Mr Blobby amongst such dreadful company.  You see, as a kid I owned the record, yes the physical vinyl disc (showing my age there!).  It was a close battle, but I was over the moon that the song had beaten Take That, my sister’s favourite band to the 1993 Christmas number 1.  Nevertheless, despite my memories, the actual song remains a crime to music.

Notable lyric – ‘No end to his talents, no sense of balance’

Westlife – I Have a Dream / Seasons in the Sun

I hate Westlife; there I said it!  So expect this inclusion to be somewhat biased.  However I think my opinion on these cover versions, most notably the ABBA classic ‘I Have a Dream’ is fairly valid.  If you are going to do a cover version, then at least try to make it your own otherwise what is the point.  Westlife are famously a ‘covers’ group, perhaps highlighting a lack of genuine talent, so it isn’t the song that is bad, just the version.

Notable lyric – ‘If you see the wonder of a fairy tale’

Will the X Factor win the race again, or will an obscure novelty song emerge to beat the odds and take its place amongst the songs we all love to hate. Find out on Sunday.

If these songs have brought back happy memories, and you fancy a bit of cheese this Christmas why not download from iTunes.

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Don’t Slip Up This Christmas: Get The Best Discounts From Brands You Love

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Check out our first in a series of six videos aimed at sharing the best vouchers, deals and discounts in a slightly different way.

This week we feature, M&S, RAC, Regatta Outlet, and Aviva Home Insurance.

Get all these deals and more at MyVoucherCodes.co.uk

 

8 Alternative Ways to Keep Warm this Winter

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Struggling to keep up with the enormous price hikes that the likes of British Gas and Scottish Power are whacking our way? We’re not surprised! Here at MyVoucherCodes.co.uk, we’re all about saving the Great British public money wherever possible, which is why we’ve come up with these handy tips on cheap ways to keep warm this winter.

So if you’re feeling chilly, turn the heating down and take a look at these slightly unconventional suggestions…

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1. Bunsen Burners aren’t just for science

Want a portable mini fire wherever you go? Then invest in a Bunsen Burner! Don’t be fooled into thinking these contraptions are just for teaching physics, they also double up as a very handy portable flame to stave off the cold. Just remember that the gas canister costs may add up – but it’s probably still going to be cheaper than British Gas.

 

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2. Wear all the clothes you own

That’s right, every single item. When it comes to keeping warm, one simple outfit just won’t cut the mustard. Rather than forking out on expensive heating bills, simply pile on every clothing item in your wardrobe (movement restrictions permitting) and relax in the sweaty comfort that 23 layers brings.

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3. Strap hot water bottles over your clothes

Hot water bottles are an excellent way to keep warm in the winter – but why confine them to the bed? Strap hot water bottles of all sizes over your clothes and bask in the warmth of their glorious heat. For extra warmth, try fashioning a hot water bottle into a hat using an old bra as a chin strap to keep it in place. Practical and stylish.

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4. Never drink your coffee/ tea

A hot mug of tea or coffee is an excellent source of heat, yet drinking them is a terrible cause of loss of heat to the hands. Rectify this by simply never drinking your hot drinks, holding on to them until they cool. When this happens, you can simply refill to enjoy toasty hands all over again.

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5. Run everywhere you go

An excellent way for you to keep fit, and warm in the winter months – simply run EVERYWHERE. Whether it be to work, to the loo in the office or into that important meeting, make like Mo Farah and leg it. Alright, you might get some funny looks, but they’re just jealous of the extreme warmth you’ll be feeling at all times.

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6. Sleep in the office

Heating bills this winter may make it difficult for many to heat their homes, so save money on costly household energy bills by sleeping at work. Making a small, discreet bed under your desk after 5:30pm will keep that cosy, homely feeling; and maintain bodily warmth at the expense of your boss. It’s cheap, practical and will show real dedication to the job.*
(*if caught by cleaners, simply tell them you have a new client in Tokyo/ America that requires you to be in at alternative hours. Foolproof).

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7. Fire up that old laptop

Old laptops are an excellent source of (over)heating, so use them to their best advantage. Plug it in and listen to those internal fans go into overdrive in an attempt to cool the impressive heat that’s emanating from it; what may have once seemed to be an unfortunate side effect of old technology can now be an excellent source of heat in the cold winter months.

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8. Cuddle up

Nothing keeps you warm like a loving embrace from a partner/ friend/ colleague/ dentist, so hold out your arms and bask in the warmth of anyone willing to give you a cuddle. Hugs work best for heat the longer they go on for, so try to schedule in different cuddles throughout the day to maintain a constant supple of free heat.

Make us feel all warm inside: tell us your alternative ways to stave off the cold in the comments.